great monday morning email i received

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, alleged global warming, my savings, Social Security, my credit card debt.....
I called Lifeline Suicide prevention toll free...
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan;
I told them I was suicidal.


They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

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